Life's a bitch; now so am I.

#this isnt a fucking contest rapunzel

-Me llamo Barney y soy alcohólico

-Señor Barney, esto es una reunión de exploradoras…

-Es eso… o es que no pueden aceptar que tienen problemas?

when there’s trouble you know who to call

mom : did you eat all the donuts
me : no
mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
me : thats cocaine

friend: what's your halloween costume?

vegan: i'm a vegan

sucH CHARMING MEN??

My friend: So does Tumblr have, like, a dark side?
Me: ...
Me: Tumblr is the dark side.

It’s really depressing to be in my other account

POST LIMIIIIIT

FUCKING SHIT NO

post limit

post limit so i’ll blog here

Comic-Con 2012: The Aquabats Super Comic-Con Show - Pool Party (by checo5494)